I just like cigars, is that ok?

We're not growing up, We're just getting ugly!

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"If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn't have lived to go to his funeral."
-George burns at age 98

"They're not real Cubans. They're Dominicans."
Yeah. I'm a little worried. When there's no work, and the
people get restless, who do you think they come after?... El Presidente!

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"Let us hold our discussion together in our own persons, making trial of the truth and of ourselves." – Protagoras

"Causa Latet, vis est notissima!" -Ovid

"If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go!"

"I feel sorry for people who don't smoke cigars. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."

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I am the FED!

"Getting Cuban Cigars, So Easy A Kaveman Can Do It."

A man is rich who has friends

Frisbeearianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.