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"If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn't have lived to go to his funeral."
-George burns at age 98

A man is rich who has friends

Frisbeearianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

When your bulldog barks
and your canary sings,
You're out there with winners..
It's good to be King.

- Tom Petty

"Quickly, Bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my brain and say something clever!"

--Aristophanes

Never Forget:
9/11/01
6/6/44

Work harder, millions on welfare depend on you!

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"If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn't have lived to go to his funeral."
-George burns at age 98

"They're not real Cubans. They're Dominicans."
Yeah. I'm a little worried. When there's no work, and the
people get restless, who do you think they come after?... El Presidente!