"I feel sorry for people who don't smoke cigars. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."

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"If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn't have lived to go to his funeral."
-George burns at age 98

Never Forget:
9/11/01
6/6/44

Work harder, millions on welfare depend on you!

We're not growing up, We're just getting ugly!

"Quickly, Bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my brain and say something clever!"

--Aristophanes

A man is rich who has friends

Frisbeearianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

"It is good that warriors such as we meet in the struggle of life"

When your bulldog barks
and your canary sings,
You're out there with winners..
It's good to be King.

- Tom Petty

Never Forget:
9/11/01
6/6/44

Work harder, millions on welfare depend on you!