"If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go!"

A man is rich who has friends

Frisbeearianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

"Look, I've boned a lot of fat chicks in my time, sure. But, as far back as I can remember, I've never fornicated anybody."

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"If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn't have lived to go to his funeral."
-George burns at age 98

"Quickly, Bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my brain and say something clever!"

--Aristophanes

Never Forget:
9/11/01
6/6/44

Work harder, millions on welfare depend on you!

I just like cigars, is that ok?

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-Nick

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Are you gonna bark all day little doggy, or are you gonna bite?

"I feel sorry for people who don't smoke cigars. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."