I just like cigars, is that ok?

When your bulldog barks
and your canary sings,
You're out there with winners..
It's good to be King.

- Tom Petty

"Causa Latet, vis est notissima!" -Ovid

"They're not real Cubans. They're Dominicans."
Yeah. I'm a little worried. When there's no work, and the
people get restless, who do you think they come after?... El Presidente!

Are you gonna bark all day little doggy, or are you gonna bite?

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"Let us hold our discussion together in our own persons, making trial of the truth and of ourselves." – Protagoras

We're not growing up, We're just getting ugly!

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"If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn't have lived to go to his funeral."
-George burns at age 98

A man is rich who has friends

Frisbeearianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

"Quickly, Bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my brain and say something clever!"

--Aristophanes

"I feel sorry for people who don't smoke cigars. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."