"Quickly, Bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my brain and say something clever!"

--Aristophanes

Sometimes when spelunking through the psyche the little miners light goes out....

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Back by request:

Mom: "Twenty dollars for a cigar?!?! Why don't you just set fire to a $20 bill?"

Response: "Get a $20 bill to taste like a Davidoff and I'll light my entire paycheck on fire!"

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Back by request:

Mom: "Twenty dollars for a cigar?!?! Why don't you just set fire to a $20 bill?"

Response: "Get a $20 bill to taste like a Davidoff and I'll light my entire paycheck on fire!"

Help me I'm falling!!!

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free."
Ronald Reagan

If at first you don't succeed, Skydiving may not be for you.

The Man's Prayer I'm a man....but I can change....if I have to....I guess. Red Green

"A true friend stabs you in the front"
-Oscar Wilde

"When life give you lemons, make lemonade." For the Love of the Game

When your bulldog barks
and your canary sings,
You're out there with winners..
It's good to be King.

- Tom Petty

"Quickly, Bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my brain and say something clever!"

--Aristophanes