So here I sit enjoying reading a few of BinDerSmokeDat's rants and the phone rings.

A sweet female voice, (recorded says)
Hello I would like to take a few minuites of your time for and unbiased political poll.

Question 1.
If you plan on voting for John Kerry in the upcoming election press 1 now.

If you plan on voting for George Bush in the upcoming election press 2 now.

Question 2.
If you selected John Kerry in question 1 please answer the following.

If you will vote for John Kerry due to his strong political plans and views press 1.

If you will vote for John Kerry just to vote against George Bush press 2.

Now since I pressed 1 to question 1 I just sat and listened, couldnt answer q2. The voice came back on -

If you will vote for John Kerry due to his strong political plans and views press 1.

If you will vote for John Kerry just to vote against George Bush press 2.

So I selected option 3. The voice said -

If you will vote for John Kerry due to his strong political plans and views press 1.

If you will vote for John Kerry just to vote against George Bush press 2.

So I asked her if she wanted to (*&%^&#$*(^%$@#@).

Damn I hate loosing a round of Telephone Dungens and Dragons to an automated phone survey.

Great to see the intellegence of the Democraptic National Party.

"Moderation in all things, including moderation." Mark Twain