World's  Thinnest  Books


FRENCH WAR HEROES
by Jacques Chirac 

HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY 
by Jane Fonda

MY BEAUTY SECRETS
by Janet Reno

HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE
by John Denver

MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS 
by Dan Marino

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL 
by Hillary Clinton

MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden

THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates

THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman

MY WILD YEARS
by Al Gore

AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS

DETROIT: a Travel Guide

A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J. Kevorkian

EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN

EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN

ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
by Ellen de Generes

GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson

SPOTTED OWL RECIPES
by the EPA

THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson

And the world's Number One Thinnest Book ........

MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton
with introduction
by The Rev. Jessie Jackson

Mike D
"High explosives are applicable where truth and logic fail"

Damn! Those where some good ones Shakey.

What about this.

How to raise hell and get loud by: Bob Ross

Baby sitting and bed time stories by: Micheal Jackson

Oh man, I think I almost pee'd. How about...

Staying Sober by Ted Kennedy

The South France Diet by Michael Moore

How to make friends & influence people by Linda Rondstand

"There are five things, above all else, that make life worth living: a good relationship with God, a good woman, good health, good friends, and a good cigar."
-- Prince Sined Yar Maharg

"An illustrated history of $2+ cigars that I've smoked"
Tiny Tim

"Teamwork"
Kobe Bryant

"Where we found the WMD in Iraq"
George Bush

"Performance enhancing drugs I haven't taken"
Marion Jones

"My life in Congress"
Mike Ditka

"Liberals whom I admire"
michaelsean

LOL, best Posts ever!

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Baby sitting and bed time stories by: Micheal Jackson

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I hate to say it but w/ M J that book might end up being a multiple book volume set.

"Ask Away!: BinDerSmokDat's Comprehensive Guide to Cigar Smoking for the Newbie."

B.A.S.E #0001 <(O)>
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"Un día sin los puros es como un día sin el sol."
"A day without cigars is like a day without sun."