Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions.
One said, 'I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best.'
'I don't think I have ever heard of that one,' said the other cowboy. 'What is it?'
'Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear:
'Boy, these feel just like your sister's.'
Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds.'
"The Most Important Part Of The Golf Swing Is The Golf Club"
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“ Baseball? It's just a game. As simple as a ball and a bat, yet as complex as the American spirit it symbolizes. It's a sport, a business, and sometimes even a religion." -Ernie Harwell
Posts: 1151 | Location: Colorado | Registered: March 20, 2008
haha, I'm starting to like this forum now, it's funny, lol
"Greed is right, greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind."
---- "As for me, I'm going to sit down and pull out a little treat I've been saving for some time. It has hints of toasted oats and dried fruit with cinnamon notes and a cocoa finish. No, it's not a cigar.
It's a chocolate granola bar."
Bill Cosby
Posts: 298 | Location: Boston, MA | Registered: November 02, 2008
Good one, as always! __________________________________________________
"It's the sense of touch. In any real city, you walk, you know? You brush past people, people bump into you. In L.A., nobody touches you. We're always behind this metal and glass. I think we miss that touch so much, that we crash into each other, just so we can feel something."
Posts: 822 | Location: United Kingdom | Registered: March 26, 2008
Originally posted by Wordicus: Anybody ever heard of the angry dragon?
I have, although I don't think it is suitable for the forums
Haha.. so true.. so true..
If anybody wants to hear it, email me..
It's horribly funny.
---- "As for me, I'm going to sit down and pull out a little treat I've been saving for some time. It has hints of toasted oats and dried fruit with cinnamon notes and a cocoa finish. No, it's not a cigar.
It's a chocolate granola bar."
Bill Cosby
Posts: 298 | Location: Boston, MA | Registered: November 02, 2008
