You have found a $100,000 in small unmarked bills. It is in a brown paper bag.

You have decided to keep it.

Do you tell your wife or GF????

The answer is much, much more tricky.

I would not tell her.

QM
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Are you crazy man! This would go to my beer cigars and weapons fund.



"No man can wear one face to himself and another to the multitude without finally getting bewildered as to which may be true."
{Nathanial Hawthorne}


SFC Peter A. Collins
U.S. Army

There is only one answer to that question and you know it Mike! There are consequences you know.

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Id buy her something nice and tell her my Ebaying has been going well...the rest of the 99,900 would be mine.

*Im new and plan to smoke every brand I see*

SURE I'd tell her I found 50 or 75 depending on what I really felt like buying

""GO BUCKEYES!"

nope. i wouldn't tell anyone. period. no secret is safe if 2 people know

i'd hide it under the porch(or someplace very secret and safe). when i was out of town on business i'd pay cash for everything and submit receipts for reimbursement. i figure i'd legitimize about 3,000 to 5,000 a year (hotels, airlines and rental cars don't take cash, unfortunatly). that dough would go in the investment account

on vacations it would be all cash too.

i'd be very careful and all of it would directly benefit my wife and kids

i'd never spend the cash near home

Tell her? Hell I'd give her half just to move out of my house........

"Nobody loves me but my mother.......and she could be jivin' too".......B.B. King

Zdpin...sounds like you know how to wash cash...not the first time, eh?

I would give it all away...to me, myself, and I

i ain't sayin nothin

I don't think I'd tell my wife because as stated above, then it wouldn't be my secret.

Besides if she knew she would give it all to our grandkids.

Doc ***** Tobacco is a filthy weed, I like it...

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First of all, I wouldn't keep it. I'd turn it in to the police.

But if I did for some reason keep it, of course I'd tell my wife.

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If I had already decided to keep it....I would fly immediately to Montreal and buy you, Marty Eddy and the entire gang a Smoked Meat Sandwhich from Scuartz's deli and Sig V1's after at the local watering hole.

What the heck else would I do Mike?



It is what it is - till it aint

yes.

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"Well congratulations on your no prize didn't win nothin' victory." --Thirst

Hell no.

"A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"

I'd tell her I found $10,000 so she doesn't get suspicious when I buy expensive stuff, but not the whole $100,000 - she'd expect half or more.

"I've got a fever baby, and the only prescription is MORE COWBELL" - Christopher Walkin

The first thing I'd think about upon finding $100,000 unmarked bills would be to tell my beautiful, lovely, adorable wife...wait a darn minute...I'm single...

I love being single...makes your decisions so much easier.

"Know the difference between success and fame. Success is Mother Theresa, fame is Madonna.

With a $100k you could buy a 'wife' for every night of the week. Tell her whatever **** you feel like.....

"A Cigar is a Banana for the Monkey in your Soul." - CIA Angel Switters -

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Originally posted by Karajan:
The first thing I'd think about upon finding $100,000 unmarked bills would be to tell my beautiful, lovely, adorable wife...wait a darn minute...I'm single...

I love being single...makes your decisions so much easier.

"Know the difference between success and fame. Success is Mother Theresa, fame is Madonna.

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Your wife was looking over your shoulder when you wrote that wasn't she?

"I've got a fever baby, and the only prescription is MORE COWBELL" - Christopher Walkin

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Originally posted by Chaparral Man:
With a $100k you could buy a 'wife' for every night of the week. Tell her whatever **** you feel like.....

"A Cigar is a Banana for the Monkey in your Soul." - CIA Angel Switters -

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See there! Thats why Chappy's my hero!
Great minds think alike!

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P.F.M.

I would tell the girl friend....she can keep secerets...beside she could launder it...

Piss on me once ...that's your fault...Piss on me twice that's my fault....