DAMN, Im Thirsty! I want a beer, how bout you? You want a beer?

Alonzo (Denzel Washington) in Training Day

"Knowing is not enough, you must apply; willing is not enough, you must do." - Bruce Lee

Your Mama!

"Look, I've boned a lot of fat chicks in my time, sure. But, as far back as I can remember, I've never fornicated anybody."

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Mom: "Twenty dollars for a cigar?!?! Why don't you just set fire to a $20 bill?"

Response: "Get a $20 bill to taste like a Davidoff and I'll light my entire paycheck on fire!"

"Cuban seed tobaccos grown in Nicaragua and Cuba. The wrapper would be from Cuba. The binder leaves would be from Nicaragua. For the ligero tobacco in the filler, he would use two types, one from Esteli and the other from Jalapa in Nicaragua. The other filler components, seco and viso, would come from Cuba, the former from Villa Clara, the latter from Pinar del Rio. That Cigar, he says with pride, would score 100 points."
-Don Pepin Garcia

I wish I would have known earlier that buying her diamonds would let me be allowed to smoke cigars in the house.

Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today. -James Dean

So many cigars, so little time...

We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.
-M. Acklam