This guy , let's call him Tom , always played in a four ball each Friday. This Friday he didn't turn up for the game but met them in the clubhouse after for a refreshment. What happened today Tom said one of his friends sleep in? No says Tom I've just murdered my wife. They all started to laugh. Yes he said I murdered her and buried her in the garden. If you don't believe me I'll show you. So they all trecked off to Tom's garden and right enough there was a big mound of earth. It had a bare bum sticking out the top !! Why didn't you cover her bum says one of his friends ?Oh says Tom I need somewhere to park my bicycle !!