EYE think EYE feel the burning fires of Moldor burning down the back of my neck as eye write this post. Eye love the post and Welcome to the brotherhood Masher. Eye just wish the wouldnt of locked up my hot water and a blowup doll post. It was second best next to this one.
B.A.S.E #0000 <(o)>
Posts: 4793 | Location: Texas | Registered: June 15, 2003
EYE am a cigar expert! I know for a fact, because I was friends with Winston Churchill, that between the months of May 1998 and September of 1998, the quality of Cuban cigars declined *remarkably* due to various unforseen factors in the shipping, janitorial, and food-service industries. I must sadly proclaim that Cuban cigars are thusly null and void by my analysis and you should all smoke Macanudos from now on.
Sorry.
Signed,
smokie_cranky
~ masher
B.A.S.E. #0004 <(O)>
Posts: 267 | Location: Denver, Colorado, USA | Registered: June 08, 2004
Eye be damned. Where the F#$k is that Parrot with one good eye and a patch over the other. Goshdamn I think we found a mascot for this thread. Mashers Rum Swilling Parrot.
B.A.S.E #0000 <(o)>
Posts: 4793 | Location: Texas | Registered: June 15, 2003
Arrgh, now a one EYEd parrot be a fine EYE-dea fer a mascot. Now which one of ye filthy landlubbers can make an ASCII picture of a parrot with one eye? Arrgh, be there no takers?