This is w-EYE EYE don't l-EYE-ke noobs. They post a couple of t-EYE-mes and raise the EYE-re of the forum. Then we all sort of fl-EYE off the handle posting silly things. EYE just wish they would lurk a bit before they posted anything. Hey this reminds me of that bad joke Jackie Martling of the Howard Stern show use to tell...
A hitchh-EYE-ker with three EYEs and no arms is hitching his way across England. A g-EYE stops his car, takes one look at the hitcher and says (in your best Cockney accent...) "EYE, EYE, EYE you look 'armless enough! Hop in."
"Un día sin los cigarros es como un día sin el sol." "A day without cigars is like a day without sun."
Posts: 3237 | Location: South Jersey | Registered: May 20, 2002
"Now no more than a terrible will, Sauron appeared as a great Eye, lidless, glazed yellow like a cat's, wreathed in flame; the slit was described as a window into nothingness. Against his piercing gaze none could stand."
We could start a Fellowship of the Cigar Ring, to cast it in to the fires of Mordor and banish the EYE once and for all. I submit Doc as Gandalf.
(I have to stop making these midnight posts.)
"Un día sin los cigarros es como un día sin el sol." "A day without cigars is like a day without sun."
Posts: 3237 | Location: South Jersey | Registered: May 20, 2002
Tiny Tim with an axe? EYE shutter to think what his stogies will look like when he cuts them with that. Since we are putting in for roles, I'd like to be The Witch King. At 6'6" and with my black robe, I think I could pull it off.
The EYE is watching... <(O)>
"Un día sin los cigarros es como un día sin el sol." "A day without cigars is like a day without sun."
Posts: 3237 | Location: South Jersey | Registered: May 20, 2002
