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Feel free to answer any or all of these questions? Or better yet add your own.

Cigar Related Stuff

1) Why isn't there a loud, powerful vocal group taking up the cause of smoker's rights.

2) Why do the same people that champion homosexual marriage, 12 yr old getting abortions without parental notification, and flag burning, say that a business owner can't crater to a smoking clientale?

3) How come Macanudo doesn't have a full bodied cigar?

4) Will there be another "cigar boom?"

5) When you could smoke in bars and resturants. Why did some places ban cigar and pipe smoke, but not cigarettes?

Foriegn Policy

1) Why does the United States constantly get involved in Israel's regional problems? We sent the Secretary of State to negotiate what to do with empty houses after the Israelis left the Gaza strip. Meanwhile, you had radical Muslims killing hundreds of thousands of people in the Dafur region of the Sudan.

2) Why does the United States do business with and have relations with China, Vietnam, Saudi Arabia, Mongolia and not Cuba?

3) Why do we care so much about world opinion considering the fact the world hates us so?

4) Wouldn't it be best for the US if we'd withdraw from the UN and NATO?

5) Wouldn't it be really cool if Pres. Bush was as eloquent as Tony Blair?

Chicks

1) What do you think when you see a woman smoking a cigar? Especially if she's attractive.

2) Women claim that they want "Nice Guys." So when a "nice guy," approaches them? They reject him?

3) Women claim they want honesty in a man. Why when present with honest thoughts and opinions, they get offended.

4) Why do women only want honesty and equality only when it's do their benefit?

5) Why is it wrong for me to except sex after a date, but it's acceptable for a woman to except me to pay for the date?

Miscellaneous


1) Why is Paris Hilton a celebrity?

2) Why isn't there a rule by MLB saying that all players have to wear their pants at the knees with sanitaries and stirups?

3) Why are politicans scared or refuse to lead?

4) How come when you go buy Chinese food for let's say 8 people, you only get two soy sauces?

5) Why does music on the whole, suck right now?


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Why do we park our cars in the driveway and drive on the Parkway? Confused


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Why is it that you only hear from the Yankee fans when they are in the lead, but when they trail the Sawx they cower with their tail between their legs?


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Why is it that you only hear from the Yankee fans when they are in the lead, but when they trail the Sawx they cower with their tail between their legs?


Who cares about the yankees/red sox? Go Tigers!
 
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Why is it that you only hear from the Yankee fans when they are in the lead, but when they trail the Sawx they cower with their tail between their legs?
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Why is it that non Yankee fans have no clue as to the history, records and such of one of the MLB all-time greatest teams?...and yes they're doing a bang-up job this year again...see you in
the World Series... Cool


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1. Will there be another "cigar boom?"
◊ Yes, although with the exception of California.

2. Why do we care so much about world opinion considering the fact the world hates us so?
◊ We Don’t! Only Liberals do.

3. What do you think when you see a woman smoking a cigar?
◊ Is that a 70 ring gauge?

4. Why are politicians scared or refuse to lead?
◊ See question 2.


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What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
 
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Did you ever notice that males spend 9 months getting out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in?


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Go tigers...

What kind of swallow....european or african?

People hate the Yankees because they spend and buy thier way to the World Series every year and of course they win too much. A team that good is asking to be hated.


GO COLTS!!!!!


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1) Why isn't there a loud, powerful vocal group taking up the cause of smoker's rights.
Ok well for one, happy hour in NYC is alot more bareable now that there aren't 300 people in a space reserved for 40 and half of them are smoking. Honestly I'm all for the private clubs and social smoking, but I personally think it works well here.

2) Why do the same people that champion homosexual marriage, 12 yr old getting abortions without parental notification, and flag burning, say that a business owner can't crater to a smoking clientale?
Because American's in general are stupid, impetious people. We only care about the cover story of the paper. Never do they look inside to page 2, or 3... or God-forbid the op-ed pages. Right now Gay is the new black so yay for gay rights, wait until next season when teenagers with steroid related health issues is in..

2) Why does the United States do business with and have relations with China, Vietnam, Saudi Arabia, Mongolia and not Cuba?
Because even though they would tax the HELL out of cigars, they would never make enough money to make themselves eat crow about putting Castro into power.

3) Why do we care so much about world opinion considering the fact the world hates us so?

This totally leads into your next question. I think we should just tell the UN to go to hell. Living in NYC has made me hate all diplomats, as I've noticed they hate our country. I could care less, I just wish they actually had to pay for the thousands of parking tickets they get.

4) Why do women only want honesty and equality only when it's do their benefit?
Great question, I think we should bring going dutch back for everything.
 
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Originally posted by Omipotens Maximus Rex:
Feel free to answer any or all of these questions? Or better yet add your own.

Cigar Related Stuff

1) Why isn't there a loud, powerful vocal group taking up the cause of smoker's rights.

2) Why do the same people that champion homosexual marriage, 12 yr old getting abortions without parental notification, and flag burning, say that a business owner can't crater to a smoking clientale?

3) How come Macanudo doesn't have a full bodied cigar?

4) Will there be another "cigar boom?"

5) When you could smoke in bars and resturants. Why did some places ban cigar and pipe smoke, but not cigarettes?

Foriegn Policy

1) Why does the United States constantly get involved in Israel's regional problems? We sent the Secretary of State to negotiate what to do with empty houses after the Israelis left the Gaza strip. Meanwhile, you had radical Muslims killing hundreds of thousands of people in the Dafur region of the Sudan.

2) Why does the United States do business with and have relations with China, Vietnam, Saudi Arabia, Mongolia and not Cuba?

3) Why do we care so much about world opinion considering the fact the world hates us so?

4) Wouldn't it be best for the US if we'd withdraw from the UN and NATO?

5) Wouldn't it be really cool if Pres. Bush was as eloquent as Tony Blair?

Chicks

1) What do you think when you see a woman smoking a cigar? Especially if she's attractive.

2) Women claim that they want "Nice Guys." So when a "nice guy," approaches them? They reject him?

3) Women claim they want honesty in a man. Why when present with honest thoughts and opinions, they get offended.

4) Why do women only want honesty and equality only when it's do their benefit?

5) Why is it wrong for me to except sex after a date, but it's acceptable for a woman to except me to pay for the date?

Miscellaneous


1) Why is Paris Hilton a celebrity?

2) Why isn't there a rule by MLB saying that all players have to wear their pants at the knees with sanitaries and stirups?

3) Why are politicans scared or refuse to lead?

4) How come when you go buy Chinese food for let's say 8 people, you only get two soy sauces?

5) Why does music on the whole, suck right now?


...Omipotens Maximus Rex, are you working through some issues?~ Confused


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2) Why do the same people that champion homosexual marriage, 12 yr old getting abortions without parental notification, and flag burning, say that a business owner can't crater to a smoking clientale?


Actually, some of us who champion gay marriage, adolescent abortions, and flag burning also support the rights of business owners to permit smoking.


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What do you think when you see a woman smoking a cigar? Especially if she's attractive.


I recently watched a former Miss Alabama smoke a HDM Dark Sumatra to the nub. I was mesmerized.
 
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If you drop the soap on the floor is it dirty?

If you step outside for some air what were you breathing inside?

A sign says thanks for not smoking. How did it know?

Finally if someone could actually "scare the Hell out of you" shouldn't you be grateful?


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