Mahmoud "Mickey Mouse" Ahmadinejad is in Havana, along with some other bastions of decency and reason...Venezuela's Hugo "Mini-Me" Chavez, Bolivia's Evo "Mini-Mini-Me" Morales, Syria's Bashar "Tin Man" Assad, as well as some others, to be sure. Sounds like a circle-jerk to promulgate anti-US rhetoric, and Fidelito has always been the head cheerleader.

So, yeah, hoping everyone feels good and gives each other a little reach around for good measure because there AIN'T no virgins in Cuba, thanks for coming and dumping a shtiload of cash, now go home. Now THAT'S a conference in Cuba for you.

Here is an excerpt from the Latin America Caucus led by Chavez himself:

"The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules or took a few liberties with our neighboring countries -- we did. But you can't hold a whole sovereignty responsible for the actions of a few sick, perverted municipalities! For if you do, then shouldn't we blame all radical muslims? And if all radical muslims are guilty, then isn't this an indictment of U.N. in general? I put it to you ... isn't this an indictment of our entire evil plan? Well, you can do what you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth indecency and insanity!"

Morales uttered a, "harumph". I believe it was Ahmadinejad who said something inaudible, like, "eat me" or "blow***" when he was trying to heckle. And it was Assad who said to Ahmadinejad, "I didn't hear a 'harumph' outta that guy..."

Looks like things were progressing quite nicely but there was no one there to translate into the particular dialect of either North Korea or China, so they discussed amongst themselves.

All this is true, by the way.

Interestingly, the pronunciation of his first name bears a striking resemblence to the pronunciation of a verb in Spanish that means to suck..."mamar". Coincidence? I think NOT! I mean, same with Khadaffi...mamar. Oh well.

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Anybody ever worder about this...
Suicide bombers are promised 40 virgins for their obedience and work for their cause. Women are told to be chaste, beaten for insolence, not allowed to speak, covered in head to foot in cloth all day long, and for their obedience... they get to be sex slaves in heaven.

I loved the above speech. The movie Animal House is my all time favorite comedy.