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dan954
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I saw your mama walking down the street kicking a can and I ask her whats she was doing and she said moving.


No matter where you go or what you want to do....there will always be something or someone in the way.
 
Posts: 885 | Location: Richmond, IN | Registered: February 07, 2008Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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Your mom's so dumb, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said, "hey, wheres my gumball?"


DAMN, Im Thirsty! I want a beer, how bout you? You want a beer?

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V.O.
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I know everything about yo momma.
 
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Elaw
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Your momma so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to take a drink..


"It is good that warriors such as we meet in the struggle of life"
 
Posts: 1101 | Location: Indianapolis | Registered: January 07, 2007Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
BigRons
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yo mama is so ugly, if you break her mirror, you get 7 years GOOD luck


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Posts: 839 | Location: NJ | Registered: February 20, 2007Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
south-by-southwest
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Your mama is so fat, she sweats butter!
 
Posts: 667 | Location: Arizona | Registered: September 13, 2007Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
hawksfan75
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And the alternate version:

Your momma's teeth so yellow she spits butter.
 
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The EVP
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Your mom's so old she has an autographed copy of the Bible.


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Mom: "Twenty dollars for a cigar?!?! Why don't you just set fire to a $20 bill?"

Response: "Get a $20 bill to taste like a Davidoff and I'll light my entire paycheck on fire!"
 
Posts: 1565 | Location: Medford, NY | Registered: July 18, 2007Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
The EVP
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Your mom's teeth are so yellow, she smiled and traffic slowed down.


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Mom: "Twenty dollars for a cigar?!?! Why don't you just set fire to a $20 bill?"

Response: "Get a $20 bill to taste like a Davidoff and I'll light my entire paycheck on fire!"
 
Posts: 1565 | Location: Medford, NY | Registered: July 18, 2007Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
The EVP
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Your mom's so dumb that when the doctor told her she needed a blood test, she asked for study material.


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Mom: "Twenty dollars for a cigar?!?! Why don't you just set fire to a $20 bill?"

Response: "Get a $20 bill to taste like a Davidoff and I'll light my entire paycheck on fire!"
 
Posts: 1565 | Location: Medford, NY | Registered: July 18, 2007Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
The EVP
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Your mom's so fat, the last time she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to rescue her.


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Mom: "Twenty dollars for a cigar?!?! Why don't you just set fire to a $20 bill?"

Response: "Get a $20 bill to taste like a Davidoff and I'll light my entire paycheck on fire!"
 
Posts: 1565 | Location: Medford, NY | Registered: July 18, 2007Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
cab375
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Your mommas so fat when she wears high heals she drills oil.
 
Posts: 150 | Registered: June 04, 2007Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
Mr.Goodfella
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Yo mamas so fat, you gotta slap her thigh and ride the wave in.
 
Posts: 1062 | Location: Groton, CT | Registered: March 27, 2008Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
BigRons
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your momma is so fat, she sat on a quarter and 25 pennys popped out


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Posts: 839 | Location: NJ | Registered: February 20, 2007Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
RFromm
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your mommas so fat she has euros in one pocket and pesos in the other.
 
Posts: 60 | Location: Lodi, CA | Registered: November 13, 2007Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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