Something new and different. Something exciting to get you thinking outside the box. Something creative that takes thought process. I got it! Soakin n Smokin!!! No wait, Sippin n Smokin!!! No that's not it. Drivin n Smokin? Dancin n Smokin? Crappin n Smokin? Oh I give up. Doc's thread works just fine I guess.
It's not all bad. I'm especially enjoying the 150 new reviews of crap cigars posted under Group Cigar Reviews. Ever wondered how a Curly Head stacks up to your finest handmades? How about the latest happenings from Don Kiki and Flatbed Cigars, whoever the hell they are? Well, click on over and find out.
How about a separate thread titled what cigar are you aging for this weekend?
"Cuban seed tobaccos grown in Nicaragua and Cuba. The wrapper would be from Cuba. The binder leaves would be from Nicaragua. For the ligero tobacco in the filler, he would use two types, one from Esteli and the other from Jalapa in Nicaragua. The other filler components, seco and viso, would come from Cuba, the former from Villa Clara, the latter from Pinar del Rio. That Cigar, he says with pride, would score 100 points." -Don Pepin Garcia
Originally posted by littoines: Something new and different. Something exciting to get you thinking outside the box. Something creative that takes thought process.
Originally posted by Extensioncord: It's not all bad. I'm especially enjoying the 150 new reviews of crap cigars posted under Group Cigar Reviews. Ever wondered how a Curly Head stacks up to your finest handmades? How about the latest happenings from Don Kiki and Flatbed Cigars, whoever the hell they are? Well, click on over and find out.
Yea it is pretty funny, matthewjmichael, has turned the Group Cigar Review forum into his personal traffic and distribution channel back to his blog. Too funny. Kind of reminds me of a Cuckoo Bird, practicing their brood parasitism.
Cor: Steve, you have proven yourself to be a tremendous whack job.
Originally posted by Extensioncord: It's not all bad. I'm especially enjoying the 150 new reviews of crap cigars posted under Group Cigar Reviews. Ever wondered how a Curly Head stacks up to your finest handmades? How about the latest happenings from Don Kiki and Flatbed Cigars, whoever the hell they are? Well, click on over and find out.
Mmmm, yes I agree with this.
In fact we should rename "Group Cigar Reviews" to "Approved Cigar Reviews". Any reviewer would need to provide a link to their Official Cigar Reviewer Certificate, and God forbid that a cigar, brand, or blender that fellow Approvers had never heard of would ever be reviewed. So that others might be able to maintain their sagacious cigar supremacy, and in order to efficiently avoid anything new and perhaps different, such cigars would automatically be categorized under the new "Crap Cigars / Gurkha" forum.
This would accomplish several things:
1) Those who could not afford a $12 smoke every day could be more effectively excluded, maintaining the purity of the forum.
2) When we wanted to denigrate those who dared to post about their good experience with a Crap Cigar / Gurkha, it would be much more efficient because we would have only one forum to peruse.
3) Because we know that no good cigar may be had for under $10, price point in any review will henceforth count for 90 out of the 100 total points, with every dollar under 10 causing an automatic 5-point deduction.
In the interest of satirical fairness: MJM, it's pretty transparently obvious that your reviews posted there are intended mostly for SEO purposes. But I've still learned a few things.
~~~ "I'm stupid, but I might not be crazy." - Hanno Breuckner
Originally posted by littoines: Something new and different. Something exciting to get you thinking outside the box. Something creative that takes thought process. I got it! Soakin n Smokin!!! No wait, Sippin n Smokin!!! No that's not it. Drivin n Smokin? Dancin n Smokin? Crappin n Smokin? Oh I give up. Doc's thread works just fine I guess.
Glad you are showing your age there buddy way to be the bigger man!!!
You know whats even funnier is that Doc has not weighed in on this issue cause he doesn't have to. You on the other hand just want to keep kicking a dead horse. I don't know maybe its just me but I don't get off rubbing someones face in on a screw up, so are you going to do this again next week when the next newb makes thread titled on what he was smoking while hes sitting in a spa??? Me on the other hand would just politely show the error of the newbs ways and press on but that would be just me.
Posts: 72 | Location: Alabama | Registered: July 30, 2007
In the interest of satirical fairness: MJM, it's pretty transparently obvious that your reviews posted there are intended mostly for SEO purposes. But I've still learned a few things.
I think you mean SEM: Search Engine Marketing. Optimization is something else.
Cor: Steve, you have proven yourself to be a tremendous whack job.
Originally posted by Extensioncord: It's not all bad. I'm especially enjoying the 150 new reviews of crap cigars posted under Group Cigar Reviews. Ever wondered how a Curly Head stacks up to your finest handmades? How about the latest happenings from Don Kiki and Flatbed Cigars, whoever the hell they are? Well, click on over and find out.
Yea it is pretty funny, matthewjmichael, has turned the Group Cigar Review forum into his personal traffic and distribution channel back to his blog. Too funny. Kind of reminds me of a Cuckoo Bird, practicing their brood parasitism.
Yeah, I said something about this weeks ago but most seemed to think I was being negative. Funny that most cigars he rates come out at 8.8 haha, move the decimal to the right one place and maybe CA will hire him.
Anyways, his reviews are interesting as many of the sticks he has reviewed I have never heard of.
I have the answer, we need Smokin' and Soapin'-for people who shower while smokin in the hot tub.
"Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master." George Washington
Posts: 4447 | Location: Ohio | Registered: July 20, 2007
Smokin' and pimpin'-For those smokers who like to wear fur coats and gold chains.
Smokin' and barkin',meowin',and chripin'-Smokers with pets.
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Originally posted by littoines: Something new and different. Something exciting to get you thinking outside the box. Something creative that takes thought process. I got it! Soakin n Smokin!!! No wait, Sippin n Smokin!!! No that's not it. Drivin n Smokin? Dancin n Smokin? Crappin n Smokin? Oh I give up. Doc's thread works just fine I guess.
Glad you are showing your age there buddy way to be the bigger man!!!
You know whats even funnier is that Doc has not weighed in on this issue cause he doesn't have to. You on the other hand just want to keep kicking a dead horse. I don't know maybe its just me but I don't get off rubbing someones face in on a screw up, so are you going to do this again next week when the next newb makes thread titled on what he was smoking while hes sitting in a spa??? Me on the other hand would just politely show the error of the newbs ways and press on but that would be just me.
Everybody is just having a little fun. Nobody is rubbing anything is anyones face. When a noob makes a silly post, you'll get the business a little bit. It's happened to me and nearly everybody else here from what I've seen in the past three years.
Luckybreak asking for cigars, Presely and others for politics,everybody gets the business. I accidently posted a source once. A guy I know who now is an extremely serious collector of CCs asked for a source his first day here and got blasted. It happens.
I would say you cannot become a real members unless it's happened to you lol
"The right of citizens of the United States to vote in any primary or other election for President or Vice President, for electors for President or Vice President, or for Senator or Representative in Congress, shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or any State by reason of failure to pay any poll tax or other tax."
Luckybreak asking for cigars, Presely and others for politics,everybody gets the business. I accidently posted a source once. A guy I know who now is an extremely serious collector of CCs asked for a source his first day here and got blasted. It happens.
I like the way you put that, "everybody gets the business", well put. We all give and we all take. That's just the way it is. It is what it is.
"Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master." George Washington
Posts: 4447 | Location: Ohio | Registered: July 20, 2007
Glad you are showing your age there buddy way to be the bigger man!!!
You know whats even funnier is that Doc has not weighed in on this issue cause he doesn't have to. You on the other hand just want to keep kicking a dead horse. I don't know maybe its just me but I don't get off rubbing someones face in on a screw up, so are you going to do this again next week when the next newb makes thread titled on what he was smoking while hes sitting in a spa??? Me on the other hand would just politely show the error of the newbs ways and press on but that would be just me.
you know what else he's going to do again next week
