Hi everybody. Okay here's the deal. I went to Las Vegas last year and finally had some downtime after a long seminar. I walk up to my favorite table game (roulette) and break out a Padron Anniversario Exclusivo (natural). I afford myself to let my guard down and as I am lighting my cigar a woman passes by and says "You're too young to smell that bad." And walked away quickly. She did a drive by put down! I was dumb struck! My question is what would you have said?

Is Tanner gunna have to smack a b*tch?!?!?!?

thats just me though....

"What do you care? You're too damned old to smell it!"

What do you care what some hooker thinks

Paraphrasing Churchill, "Yes, ma'am, I am. But after a shower, I'll smell just fine, but you will still be ugly."

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Originally posted by yankees98:
What do you care what some hooker thinks

Nice!! That's the NY attitude I like.

I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

... and don't forget to fart in her "general direction!"

and "waive your private parts in her auntie's face."

I'm thinking James Cagney, a mouthy broad, and a grapefruit...

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Originally posted by CigarLife:
Padron Anniversario Exclusivo (natural). ... smell that bad."

Did u ever think it was something else than the cigar?
Relax, just kidding. Maybe.

Einstein (or someone else) said "when a young good looking woman talks to you, you do not have to listen, all you have to do is smile and nod your head"