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Your momma so ugly- you have to tie a pork chop around her neck to get he dog to play with her!


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Posts: 1101 | Location: Indianapolis | Registered: January 07, 2007Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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Elaw, Yo momma is so fat, she has more Chins then a HongKong phone book


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your momma smells so bad, she made right gaurd turn left!!


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What have you guys been smoking?


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Steve, does your momma want some of this?


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Your momma is so fat, Last time she went in the ocean, Christopher Columbus landed on her thigh and claimed it New Land!


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my fat momma? your mamma so fat, they had to baptize her at sea world.


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Yo mamma is so stupid, she went to McDonalds and ordered a Fleetwood Mac


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Your momma so stupid, she couldn't alphabetize M&M's!


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yo mamma is so ugly, she produced you!


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Hmm, I've had my fill of fighting this week. I think I will sit this one out.

Thanks for asking.

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Steve, does your momma want some of this?


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steve, we were just jokin around... feel free to insert yo'mama jokes! hehe


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Your momma is so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
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Yeah, well yo momma is so fat, whe she gets a man, it ain't love, it's gravitation.


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Yo momma so dirty, last time she went swimming she left ring around the lake.


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Mom: "Twenty dollars for a cigar?!?! Why don't you just set fire to a $20 bill?"

Response: "Get a $20 bill to taste like a Davidoff and I'll light my entire paycheck on fire!"

 
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Yo momma so fat, I rolled over twice and was still on top.


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Mom: "Twenty dollars for a cigar?!?! Why don't you just set fire to a $20 bill?"

Response: "Get a $20 bill to taste like a Davidoff and I'll light my entire paycheck on fire!"

 
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Yo momma's so hairy, bigfoot took pictures of her.


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Mom: "Twenty dollars for a cigar?!?! Why don't you just set fire to a $20 bill?"

Response: "Get a $20 bill to taste like a Davidoff and I'll light my entire paycheck on fire!"

 
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Your mama is so stupid she went and bought fake Sublimes, even though people posted images clearly showing these cigars were as fake as $3 dollar bills.


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Your mamma is twice the man you are..


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Your mama is a man


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