Okay, the Executive vice president of my company told me this, I thought it was hilarious.
A travelling salesman was riding a train into New Mexico. When he got off the train there was an Indian standing there holding a sign that said "Best memory in the world, Pay $5 to ask me a question."
The man walked up to the indian and said, "What did you eat for breakfast on January 10, 1955?" The Indian replied "Eggs".
The man walked away thinking to himself, he could've told me anything and I wouldn't have known the difference. The salesman figured oh well it was only 5 bucks and let it go.
10 years later, The same salesman is pulling into the same town on a train. He gets off the train and sees the same indian standing there with the exact same sign!
He walks over to the Indian, raises his hand and says "How."
The Indian quickly replied "scrambled"
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