A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender.

The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nanotechnology, and sexual proclivities.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man responds, "about a 100."

Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, and blondes.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."

And the robot says... real slow,

"So.. is... your... party... gonna... nominate... Hillary... for..
president ???

You must live a bit west of center. No latino republicans in my ghetto.

The first time I heard this joke, it was "W" and the republican party at the end. I guess either way works,. It is funny though.

the joke is great, but it just makes more sense with the big W

twit

still agree

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Originally posted by El Presidente:
You must live a bit west of center. No latino republicans in my ghetto.

Oyeme.....times are changing....keep up!

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It is funny though.

I got a chuckle out of it. lol!

Nice one. Grew up in the land of Hillary (wait was that Illinois, Arkansas or New York?).

Keep up the good work DeeDee

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Originally posted by NxtCent:
Nice one. Grew up in the land of Hillary (wait was that Illinois, Arkansas or New York?).

Keep up the good work DeeDee

Thank you, NxtCent.

"There's already speculation that Hillary Clinton will be the nominee for the Democrats in 2008. Well, you have to admire the dedication of the Democratic party. They just lost an election, and they're already hard at work planning to lose the next one."

—Bill Maher


haha!

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