PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

Haha, love the Election results one.
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quote:

I wish I would have know earlier that buying her diamonds would let me be allowed to smoke cigars in the house.

Ah if only we could do it all over again. Time waits for no man.Once lost it never returns.

heh heh woman hitler.

Now thats funny.

Just another e-mail. Thanks for the spam.

sheepshead, you mist this one:

PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA
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TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS

Nice one Yaz i will add it to my collection.