From what I've seen, when you kiss somebody's ass all the time you wind up with $hit on your face. Most of our wives bagged us through coersion, manipulation, and outright fear! I'll admit it, I'm afraid of my wife. She's scary when she's mad. If I yell at her really good every once in a while she seems to stay in line, you know, like the animal trainers at the circus with their whips. The Lions and Tigers are still vicious, just like my wife, but they don't like the crack of that whip so they don't eat the trainer. Thankfully I'm much bigger than her or I wouldn't.....uh oh, here she comes. Gotta go.
Seriously, once you hit your mid thirties I'd focus my attention on home wrecking. That's your best bet.
Peace.
Posts: 2085 | Location: Internet | Registered: October 08, 2004
I'm going to go out right now and start working on that. Thanks for the great advice. Wish me luck.
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Originally posted by El Presidente: From what I've seen, when you kiss somebody's ass all the time you wind up with $hit on your face. Most of our wives bagged us through coersion, manipulation, and outright fear! I'll admit it, I'm afraid of my wife. She's scary when she's mad. If I yell at her really good every once in a while she seems to stay in line, you know, like the animal trainers at the circus with their whips. The Lions and Tigers are still vicious, just like my wife, but they don't like the crack of that whip so they don't eat the trainer. Thankfully I'm much bigger than her or I wouldn't.....uh oh, here she comes. Gotta go.
Seriously, once you hit your mid thirties I'd focus my attention on home wrecking. That's your best bet.
"It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not" Andre Gide
Posts: 86 | Location: Arlington, VA | Registered: May 17, 2005
You may have just opened yourself up to a lot of emails with the phone #s of all the married men on the forum. cell phone #s that is you can't call the house.
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Originally posted by Earthdaygirl: I'm going to go out right now and start working on that. Thanks for the great advice. Wish me luck.
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Originally posted by El Presidente:
Seriously, once you hit your mid thirties I'd focus my attention on home wrecking. That's your best bet.
Posts: 492 | Location: south of Boston | Registered: November 04, 2003
You're right on all points but the search gets old and the older we are the more we're set in our ways. I think the lucky people found their mates when they were late 20's early 30's.
Anybody on here find your great loves while you were in your mid 30's or up?
looks to me like you've given up. might as well join a convent.
"Disfigured and shunned by society, he turned to the tranquil seclusion of cigar collecting."
Posts: 1117 | Location: Houma, LA | Registered: June 04, 2004
No not giving up and I only pray that someone will shoot me if I ever think about joining a convent.
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Originally posted by Earthdaygirl: Hi Masher,
You're right on all points but the search gets old and the older we are the more we're set in our ways. I think the lucky people found their mates when they were late 20's early 30's.
Anybody on here find your great loves while you were in your mid 30's or up?
looks to me like you've given up. might as well join a convent.
"It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not" Andre Gide
Posts: 86 | Location: Arlington, VA | Registered: May 17, 2005
Trust me it was just a JOKE!!!!!!!!. Married men are far from my cup of tea. I have enough trouble with my single one.
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Originally posted by airborne82: You may have just opened yourself up to a lot of emails with the phone #s of all the married men on the forum. cell phone #s that is you can't call the house.
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Originally posted by Earthdaygirl: I'm going to go out right now and start working on that. Thanks for the great advice. Wish me luck.
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Originally posted by El Presidente:
Seriously, once you hit your mid thirties I'd focus my attention on home wrecking. That's your best bet.
"It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not" Andre Gide
Posts: 86 | Location: Arlington, VA | Registered: May 17, 2005
She does her thing and I do mine. She knows how to mind her business. Her weight must proprtional to her hight. Reasonably tall and reasonably slim. Nice facial features and a good smile/
QM Quality does not occur by chance. It is the result of intelligent activities.
Posts: 7557 | Location: Cigar land | Registered: March 10, 2003
I think that's an escort not a girlfriend aka partner.
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Originally posted by QM: She does her thing and I do mine. She knows how to mind her business. Her weight must proprtional to her hight. Reasonably tall and reasonably slim. Nice facial features and a good smile/
"It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not" Andre Gide
Posts: 86 | Location: Arlington, VA | Registered: May 17, 2005
A lot of guys like a pretty smile, intelligence, a good sense of humor, style and a degree of independence. Others like strong willed women who see what they want and go after it. Others still, like a woman who has no identity of her own that will conform to the will of her man. There are many qualities that make up the perfect woman, but when it all comes down to brass tacks and you have to pick one quality that defines your perfect woman...I gotta go with boobs.
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______________________________ Success is never final. Failure is never fatal. It is courage that counts.
Posts: 179 | Location: Louisville, KY | Registered: June 18, 2005
Well, for a start I haven't read through all 5 pages of posts.
But I have been married for almost 44 years to the same woman. It has been a RIDE!! For all you young'ns out there, the perfect woman of your youth, may well not be your perfect woman during middle-age, but like a fine cigar, if you stay with her the burn evens out and sensations get more complex and enjoyable.
The daily grind can change both of you in many ways, but if you are both determined to make it work you will look back on many years of happiness.
When all things are said and done, more things will be said than done!
Originally posted by ChefMike67: A lot of guys like a pretty smile, intelligence, a good sense of humor, style and a degree of independence. Others like strong willed women who see what they want and go after it. Others still, like a woman who has no identity of her own that will conform to the will of her man. There are many qualities that make up the perfect woman, but when it all comes down to brass tacks and you have to pick one quality that defines your perfect woman...I gotta go with boobs.
<the above post was meant for comedic purposes only. Views expressed within do not necessarily reflect those of the poster>
"It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not" Andre Gide
Posts: 86 | Location: Arlington, VA | Registered: May 17, 2005
That is the most beautiful thing I've heard in ages.You're brilliant
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Originally posted by badburn: Well, for a start I haven't read through all 5 pages of posts.
But I have been married for almost 44 years to the same woman. It has been a RIDE!! For all you young'ns out there, the perfect woman of your youth, may well not be your perfect woman during middle-age, but like a fine cigar, if you stay with her the burn evens out and sensations get more complex and enjoyable.
The daily grind can change both of you in many ways, but if you are both determined to make it work you will look back on many years of happiness.
"It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not" Andre Gide
Posts: 86 | Location: Arlington, VA | Registered: May 17, 2005
Originally posted by ChefMike67: A lot of guys like a pretty smile, intelligence, a good sense of humor, style and a degree of independence. Others like strong willed women who see what they want and go after it. Others still, like a woman who has no identity of her own that will conform to the will of her man. There are many qualities that make up the perfect woman, but when it all comes down to brass tacks and you have to pick one quality that defines your perfect woman...I gotta go with boobs.
<the above post was meant for comedic purposes only. Views expressed within do not necessarily reflect those of the poster>
don't waste your time looking for a woman with great boobs, just find a great woman and buy her some great boobs...much easier than the other way around
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Looking for the perfect woman...a nymphomaniac that owns a cigar shop.
Posts: 1431 | Location: North Carolina | Registered: November 29, 2003
don't waste your time looking for a woman with great boobs, just find a great woman and buy her some great boobs...much easier than the other way around
Finding a woman with both qualities is possible... I married one
______________________________ Success is never final. Failure is never fatal. It is courage that counts.
Posts: 179 | Location: Louisville, KY | Registered: June 18, 2005
Thankfully I'm much bigger than her or I wouldn't.....uh oh, here she comes. 
Gotta go. 
