How is that worse than someone bringing up the perfect woman and you thinking of your dog? Her hair sure is purty and she smells so good when she gets back from the groomer.

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Originally posted by pmpimbura:
How is that worse than someone bringing up the perfect woman and you thinking of your dog? Her hair sure is purty and she smells so good when she gets back from the groomer.

That's a good question to ponder...Hmmm. Which is worse....
(a) associating attributes of a dog with a woman
(b) hearing the word dog and thinking about sex

Close call. You decide.

Don't get all intellectual on me guilow. You like to screw dogs... just admit it.

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Originally posted by pmpimbura:
Don't get all intellectual on me guilow. You like to screw dogs... just admit it.

I thought that was the reason YOU got into the vet business. I used to patron your clinic until I saw my dog walking out of there with a smile on his face and a cigarette hanging out of his mouth.

I'm impressed that you have nuoc mam at home

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Originally posted by BinDerSmokDat:
Actually EDG you would be the perfect girl, you enjoy cigars, seem to have lived a little and traveled and you express yourself pretty well around here. Also I've seen the pics and you aren't too bad on the eyes.

PS I keep a healthy supply of nuoc mam around.

Oh yeah that would have to be a dog. No challenge there.

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Originally posted by Guilow:
I would say, one who is.....
-Always happy to see me
-Takes crap from me and doesn't say a word
-Doesn't mind any of my bad habits
-Thinks I'm the greatest man to ever live
-Doesn't care for fancy clothes, jewelry, or extravagent dinners.
-Always willing to do anything with me

OOPS....That's my dog. Sorry.

Actually, the perfect woman doesn't ask men questions like this.

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Originally posted by Earthdaygirl:
I'm impressed that you have nuoc mam at home

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Originally posted by BinDerSmokDat:
Actually EDG you would be the perfect girl, you enjoy cigars, seem to have lived a little and traveled and you express yourself pretty well around here. Also I've seen the pics and you aren't too bad on the eyes.

PS I keep a healthy supply of nuoc mam around.

But can he make Pho hoac Mi Bo (sp?)

I don't know but I can make a mean pot of Pho~

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Originally posted by airborne82:

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Originally posted by Earthdaygirl:
I'm impressed that you have nuoc mam at home

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Originally posted by BinDerSmokDat:
Actually EDG you would be the perfect girl, you enjoy cigars, seem to have lived a little and traveled and you express yourself pretty well around here. Also I've seen the pics and you aren't too bad on the eyes.

PS I keep a healthy supply of nuoc mam around.

But can he make Pho hoac Mi Bo (sp?)

Who doesn't have nuoc mam or patis at home? Its like a staple right. What is a big bowl of PHO without it? And dont forget the sri racha either.

Back to dogs, guilow, It was a good thing you brought him in too. BTW, we found your wedding ring in his colon. The x-rays are quite disturbing.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Earthdaygirl:
I don't know but I can make a mean pot of Pho~

there is a vietnamese restaraunt in my old neighborhood I usually try to go for Pho at least once a month I love it.

Can you PLEASE send me your recipe for Pho both Bo & Ga if you would.

thanks

actually, I prefer the spring rolls, as opposed to pho.

My wife. No one elso would have put up with me for the last 34 years.

I love my wife, but she's not the perfect women. I don't think such a thing exists, but...

I'll love to find out how close to perfect any of the following are, in no particular order:
Selma Hayek
Alyssa Milano
Elizabeth Hurley
Shania Twain
Jenny McCarthy

I, uh, don't eat vietnamese, but I love a chick on all fours...

I'm young; don't judge.

FYI - your soul-mate is just a geographical restriction...I've seen Bider's website - some of you should just be content a chick lets you touch her breasts

::wait for tinytim to comment on his once-chiseled man-boobies::

props go out to pmp for his wife, the handful of you that could beat my @ss (i.e. snipersnest), and bub838...

everytime i look at your picture i chuckle...in a good way...i think

Oh, hey, ya know what weirds me out? the two pics of wacco side-by-side. On the left he looks like a throw-back biker...

and in the right one he looks neutered. is it just me?

Sox

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Originally posted by Sox:
the handful of you that could beat my @ss (i.e. snipersnest), and bub838...

and in the right one he looks neutered. is it just me?

Sox

Bub could beat your ass? Wow, you must be really self conscious.

LMFOA @ Wacco neutered comment.

And thanks for the props. Somehow my ugly mug did OK.

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Bub could beat your ass? Wow, you must be really self conscious

No, no, no...I specifically placed a comma to separate those subjects

Bub is like an angel sent down from God to make me laugh everytime I see his picture. Don't believe me? Go look at his picture and tell me you don't at least smile...

lol

Sox

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Originally posted by Earthdaygirl:
I'm impressed that you have nuoc mam at home

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Originally posted by BinDerSmokDat:
Actually EDG you would be the perfect girl, you enjoy cigars, seem to have lived a little and traveled and you express yourself pretty well around here. Also I've seen the pics and you aren't too bad on the eyes.

PS I keep a healthy supply of nuoc mam around.

Oh yeah I drink the stuff, some days you can smell me coming a good half hour before I actually arrive. Just look for the seagulls circling in the distance.

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I mean what does a girl have to do? I mean we can dedicate ourselves 110% to try to make one guy happy and they just take it all forgranted. What's that all about? I just don't get it so I want to know what men really want.

Earthdaygirl:

It happens that way for men, too. We can put 110% effort into "making a woman happy" but it comes down to if the people aren't committed to each other it won't last. This has more to do with two people being in synch with each others' values and goals, at a particular point in both their lives. This isn't easy to achieve.

More often that not one person will be ready to settle into a long-term commitment - becoming a "buyer" so to speak, and the other person will be in a place where they want to be a "renter" instead. In these cases when the renter wants to move on, the buyer is always disappointed or heartbroken.

Your question, therefore, is a bit misguided. It should really ask: How and where do I find a man whose goals and outlook are the same as mine? The answer to that is usually while engaging in activities that are important to you, and associating with people who are like-minded. Most marriages come from people who've met friends of friends, met at work, met during hobbies, etc. etc. So knowing yourself and loving yourself is more important to finding a successful relationship than trying to figure out men.

Hope this helps.

Hi Masher,

You're right on all points but the search gets old and the older we are the more we're set in our ways. I think the lucky people found their mates when they were late 20's early 30's.

Anybody on here find your great loves while you were in your mid 30's or up?

Come on EDG, you must know by now that guys are clueless! That's a fact. All we can do is screw things up, but I think that's part of the attraction you have for us!