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Why don't you quote us a little Monte?

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Chelsea!!!


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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Earthdaygirl:
Those who haven't been married or at least close to it by then have some kind of issues. The older we get the small the pool of perspective mates shrinks. Joy, joy, joy.........


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Chelsea!!!


I thought this place was an asylum and you would never post here again. Roll Eyes


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OK, lets see...

How about a women who says what she want means and doesn't play
silly games of making the man guess. A women who doesn't want to change me into the idea of what she wants me to be, but lets me be me. A women who doesn't look at me as a bank account.
A women who knows how to cook as good as i do.


A woman that good would have to have one fatal flaw.....

Yep, She'd cut her cigars down!



DamnIT!!!

I forgot to add that, she would never cut down her Cigars, cause you may have heard that it can damage them.


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That's exactly what I want in a man but I always end up with the moody prima donnas. Games are fro stupid kids. And he has to like Vietnamese food.



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OK, lets see...

How about a women who says what she want means and doesn't play
silly games of making the man guess. A women who doesn't want to change me into the idea of what she wants me to be, but lets me be me. A women who doesn't look at me as a bank account.
A women who knows how to cook as good as i do.


I love Vietnamese food, but i'm married.
Would that be a problem with you??
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oh yeah BadFish, married is totally off limits Eek


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I know, i was just kidding....LOL


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After being together for 39 years who else would I say but my wife.

I have often thought about other women, all kinds of women, and the only one that I could ever care for is MrsDoc.


Docs wife must reads all his post...with an answer like that. Wink

I am in the same boat as Doc just celebrated 20 years and I would'nt change a thing ...well maybe one. I would have her work longer hours so I don't have to leave the golf course so early and pretend I was working around the house all day.
 
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Hey don't be such a cynic. We should all be so lucky.

You must have picked that trait up at Bragg Big Grin

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After being together for 39 years who else would I say but my wife.

I have often thought about other women, all kinds of women, and the only one that I could ever care for is MrsDoc.


Docs wife must reads all his post...with an answer like that. Wink


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I believe the Chelsea Wacco is talking about would be Tiny Tim's Daughter! haha.


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This says it all.

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/uclickcomics/2.../cx_nq_uc/nq20050622


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Actually EDG you would be the perfect girl, you enjoy cigars, seem to have lived a little and traveled and you express yourself pretty well around here. Also I've seen the pics and you aren't too bad on the eyes.

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Actually, there's no sense looking for the perfect girl guys, I've already got her and have had her for 14 years and 4 months as of today. She's my best friend in the world and I'm her's also. She's absolutely gorgeous and I couldn't think of life without her. She's about 5'5", nice tan, brown hair, great sense of humor, sweet as honey, honest as a day is long, fantastic body, and totally and 100% in love with me. Lucky? Yep...no question. Believe in love at first sight? Yep, happened to me. Just keep looking for your soul mate...they exist for everyone in my opion...

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The perfict woman is my girlfriend. She is beautiful, smart, a senior NCO in the Army and now a veteran of the war in Iraq. I am very proud of her. She is one hell of a medic.


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My perfect woman is my wife. She is mean enough to handle my bull$hit yet gentle enough to make a good teacher. She will make a good mom someday.


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I would say, one who is.....
-Always happy to see me
-Takes crap from me and doesn't say a word
-Doesn't mind any of my bad habits
-Thinks I'm the greatest man to ever live
-Doesn't care for fancy clothes, jewelry, or extravagent dinners.
-Always willing to do anything with me

OOPS....That's my dog. Sorry.

Actually, the perfect woman doesn't ask men questions like this.
 
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Guilow, there is no mention of sex in there but if you are talking about your dog I can see why you wouldn't mention it.


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Guilow, there is no mention of sex in there but if you are talking about your dog I can see why you wouldn't mention it.


Funny... I bring up the word "dog" and all you can think of is sex? Smile
 
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