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Originally posted by El Presidente:
The perfect woman doesn't exist. They're all nuts.

That's why you have to treat us so darn good....you never know when we'll go off on your a$$!

At this point I think everyone is nuts.

quote:

Originally posted by El Presidente:
The perfect woman doesn't exist. They're all nuts.

OK, lets see...

How about a women who says what she want means and doesn't play
silly games of making the man guess. A women who doesn't want to change me into the idea of what she wants me to be, but lets me be me. A women who doesn't look at me as a bank account.
A women who knows how to cook as good as i do.

SH, I know you're somebody else's problem!

EDG, Ladi, from the photos your posted I don't understand why you aren't hooked up already. But how well can you know somebody from an internet bb? How about some video?

Badfish, if you had a woman like that you'd get bored with her. They all want to change us, and we don't want our women to change. Unfortunately, they're probably right most of the time. I'd be a womanizing alchoholic with season tickets to everything if I was single. Now why doesn't that sound so bad?

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Originally posted by El Presidente:
The perfect woman doesn't exist. They're all nuts.

I agree, but hypothetically speaking, if one did exist:
Mandy Moore but as a life-long soccer player with an Ivy League education who can hit a draw or a fade and tell me why she did, and can also make a convincing 'club or country' argument. She should be able to cook, but not want to be the only one to cook. Passionate about all things in life. She's got to be a bit challenging and independent, but still hold on to a hint of innocence. Mature, but relfecting the philosophy 'you have to grow old, but you don't have to grow up.' The ability to lay down a few well timed quotes from Caddyshack, The Godfather, and Monty Python is a huge plus.

Ain't none of those in Nellyville. Not sure if I want to hang with a he-she.

After being together for 39 years who else would I say but my wife.

I have often thought about other women, all kinds of women, and the only one that I could ever care for is MrsDoc.

Doc, glad you picked a winner!

Sounds like it's getting rough out there. I'm not sure if I could handle all the bs that goes along with dating anymore.

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Originally posted by El Presidente:
Badfish, if you had a woman like that you'd get bored with her. They all want to change us, and we don't want our women to change. Unfortunately, they're probably right most of the time. I'd be a womanizing alchoholic with season tickets to everything if I was single. Now why doesn't that sound so bad?

Dude, thats what the mistress is for....

That's exactly what I want in a man but I always end up with the moody prima donnas. Games are fro stupid kids. And he has to like Vietnamese food.

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Originally posted by BadFish:
OK, lets see...

How about a women who says what she want means and doesn't play
silly games of making the man guess. A women who doesn't want to change me into the idea of what she wants me to be, but lets me be me. A women who doesn't look at me as a bank account.
A women who knows how to cook as good as i do.

seems easy to be (besides they don't exsits) but close would be....

#1) fist of all physical...someone attractive and great in the bedroom...simplest part to figure out about a guy. athletic but not butch, you can have a hard body and be into sports so long as you're still a lady and know how to walk in a pair of heels.

#2) after that its all about self confidence, which takes care of every other problem that women have that guys hate. not elitest or superior, just confident....if she's got confidence she won't play games, what she says is what she means, she'll let you out with the boys becuase she knows you love her and aren't screwing around. Guys need to know what to do, just tell us what you want, don't make us guess and we'll figure it out. quite making relationships so hard...they aren't. self confidence goes a LONG LONG way.

i'm just lucky I found someone like this...there aren't many self confident women out there.

as for cigar smoking, i maybe in the minority but i really dont' find a women smoking a cigar to be attractive. all i want is a woman who is tolerant of it.....and my wife let me go to Cuba with two single guys for a week...i don't take that for granted one day!!

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Originally posted by Earthdaygirl:
That's exactly what I want in a man but I always end up with the moody prima donnas. Games are fro stupid kids. And he has to like Vietnamese food.

sounds like your problem is picking guys...aim higher.

If you can't quote something from Monty Python then you have issues

Preferably breathing.

Chelsea!!!

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Originally posted by BadFish:
OK, lets see...

How about a women who says what she want means and doesn't play
silly games of making the man guess. A women who doesn't want to change me into the idea of what she wants me to be, but lets me be me. A women who doesn't look at me as a bank account.
A women who knows how to cook as good as i do.

A woman that good would have to have one fatal flaw.....

Yep, She'd cut her cigars down!

Why don't you quote us a little Monte?

By the way, I'm an enchanter. There are those who call me.....Tim

Let's face it nowadays most of us people are married and divorced by our 30's. Those who haven't been married or at least close to it by then have some kind of issues. The older we get the small the pool of perspective mates shrinks. Joy, joy, joy.........

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Originally posted by Bombardier:

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Originally posted by Earthdaygirl:
That's exactly what I want in a man but I always end up with the moody prima donnas. Games are fro stupid kids. And he has to like Vietnamese food.

sounds like your problem is picking guys...aim higher.

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Originally posted by El Presidente:
Why don't you quote us a little Monte?

By the way, I'm an enchanter. There are those who call me.....Tim

It's just a flesh wound.

Is that a laiden or and unlaiden swallow?