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Mine - without a doubt
1. Kahlua by Drew Estate
2. Def Sea by Drew Estate (GAG, GAG, yuk.)
3. Macanudo Churchill - rolled up newspaper would have been tastier.
 
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1. Thompson house brand. I would actually smoke any flavored cigar over these.
2. Acid-Drew Estate-tasted like an incense stick.
3. Double Maduro by Sancho Panza. I love maduros, but the one i had was so harsh i had to pitch it 1/4 through it.


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In no particular order:

Montecristo DC (NC)
AF Curly Head
Don Kiki Green Label


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1. Thompson house brand (good call jadawin). Smoking dandelions would have tasted better. I wouldn’t even give this cigar to panhandler.
2. Henry Clay. Does not matter what size.
3. Playboy by Don Diego. There are worst cigars out there…but why would Playboy endorse this one. I expect so much more from a company that brings the most beautiful women in the world to a man’s doorstop. You would think this cigar would be among the elite. I rank this 3rd because of poor representation.


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I can only think of one cigar I just couldn't get through...an H.Upmann robusto my friend gave me at a poker match last year. I think he stored it in the basement on a shelf as he freely admitted To not having a humi.... Eek

To that end I must say that there are many smokes out there I personally would never smoke again, I'll attribute that to my palete. For I
have always given respect to the smoke, as to finishing what I have begun - before fully judging it.


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Kahlua by Drew Estate (taste like crap)
Thompson Cordova (must i say more? Like smoking cardboard)
Paratgas Spanish Rosado (Bad construction, burn problems)


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1 a montigue panatella- got from a cbid as a gift for a friend and kept a couple. Classic cat turd rolled in hair- kind of kept smoking it for too long just marveling at how bad it was.
2 don diego- don`t remember size almost a churchill-this one didn`t taste as bad as the montigue, but smelled like burning rubber at best- perhaps burning condoms from behind the steambaths? maybe thats why they make the playboy line.
3 fuente robusto- real light colored and nicely rolled- looked kind of like half a cigar somehow. Buddy gave it to me "the best thing going" well it was the best thing going about 85 out the window of the car. Just horrid grassy in a way that reminded me of turning over a grassclippings only compost heap. Quite the mouth stainer.
The fuente was so bad that i really have only smoked opus x and hemmingway lines from them- I know there are other quality smokes by them but I am way gunshy. The other smokes that can`t make it to a worst ever list, but annoy me due to construction are-perdomos, padilla maduros,and punch rare corjo- that and the mid ninties cubans that were sometimes plugged. Nothing worse than a beautiful cigar with killer tobac that wont smoke well. Much worse than a dog rocket.
 
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JR Hemingway Alternatives - yecch

Thompson 'Doody-on-a-stick' - I really don't remember the particular name, but it was the 'house brand' sort

H. Uppmann H2000 - I have only had the one robusto, but it was terrible and turned me off to experimenting with H. Upmanns
 
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1.Cremosa Cubano-no taste and falls apart while you smoke.
2.El Rancho- (known now as El RAUNCHO!)-a Thompson's house brand
3.Any Dutch Masters-puke! Mad


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I think the three most popular answers to that question have already made themselves apparent in the last few posts:

Anything ACID
Anything Kahlua or coffee flavored
Anything by T*******s


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In no particular order:
- Anything Juan Lopez (NC)
- Napa Valley by H. Upmann
- Don Kiki robusto

These are not even worth drunk tailgate smoking time. They are just gross.


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Several of the T brand. Garcia Vega Machine made turds. I will never smoke another machine made after having hand rolled cigars.
 
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Originally posted by Nicholas Sicora:
Several of the T brand. Garcia Vega Machine made turds. I will never smoke another machine made after having hand rolled cigars.


Never say "never."


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1. Cu Avana
2. T******* house brand
3. half of the Onyx Reserves I've ever smoked. The other half were good.



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Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin LOL @....syrinx.....

your classic cat turd rolled in hair??

...Too much man...I have to clean my screen of spittle because of that description!! Big Grin


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Okay - I have to ask. How do you know that it tastes like a cat turd rolled in hair?
 
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Saul I have never in my life tasted a decent machine made cigar. Now knowing that some cigars are hand rolled and then fed into a machine...I guess you are right and I can't say NEVER. Oh well......I will do my best to avoid machine made turds.
 
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Originally posted by puffingaway:
Okay - I have to ask. How do you know that it tastes like a cat turd rolled in hair?


Ok, so it was this one drunk night in TJ, see i was.......oh wait, you were talking to syrinx.

My bad...........


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well I will adimit that back in the late seventies we were partying in a barn and convinced a friend that some rat droppings were hash.... But no, smoke a montigue and then get back to me. You prob will find even better anologies.
 
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