I was in an "underground strip spot," in Brooklyn once. For those of you not in the know, not only do you get to enjoy the "ladies," shaking their ass for money. If your willing to pay, you can indulge in other "lewd and licentious," activities.
Anyway, I was in the spot partaking in one of my favorite procivitiles, which is watching strippers dance, while I'm smoking a stick and having a drink. One of the "dancing girls," come over to where I am and she starts to do the obilgatory "small talk," before she hits me up for the lap dance or the other things that maybe be on the repertoire.
While we're conversing, babygirl asks if the stick is a Cuban. I say no, then she asks me if she could try it. I told her no because I had just gotten over a cold. In addition not just ten minutes before I noticed her on the couch doing a damn good impression of a chicken at meal time.
But that wasn't the reason I shut her down. I always get skeeved out when people want a hit off of my cigar. I usually frown tell them that I just got over the flu and that's the end of that. When asked I immediately think to myself, especially when it's a chick. "I don't know where your mouth has been. Why don't you get your own?" I guess that's one of the reasons why I never got into smoking blunts. The sharing aspects of the acitivity.
Do you guys let people try your cigar? Or do you use the "I'm sick excuse," or do you just say no.
An interesting side note. I let my brother try a Series 7. He inhaled like a dumbass. We all know the end result and I laughed my a$$ off.
If I'm paying $20 for a cigar, it better be "contraband."
Posts: 208 | Location: Villa Regis, The Empreyan Heights | Registered: January 10, 2006
Ive never had a stranger ask me,but ive let friends taste a cigar before, not a big deal, since its not just some stranger off the street (or strip club)
R.O.C.A # 0025 ** S.H.U.T.U.P. #6 ** B.A.S.E. # 0012 <(0)> FSN #250 My Cigar and other stuff photo album (updated 9-11-05) Check it out if you know whats good for you! http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/jadawin25/my_photos Information doesn't kill you.-Frank Zappa
Posts: 1902 | Location: Dekalb,Il | Registered: November 13, 2003
No problem with me. Cigars all the time with the wife. Sometimes for a taste with close friends.
But then again I'm not crippled by fear of exposure to the real world. I leave that you constipated, uptight worry worts.
However I don't like door knobs, escalator banisters and bus/subway floors, walls, seats and handles. What with all the nose picking, ass scratching, nail biting commuters with the flu.
As for drinks from the same bottle. I limit that to the wife. I don't need a swig of your backwash!
QM Quality does not occur by chance. It is the result of intelligent activities.
Posts: 8033 | Location: Cigar land | Registered: March 10, 2003
If a girl with whom I may desire to engage in sexual activity --paid or not-- asks to taste my cigar, I say "No problem!". That is probably the least dangerous germ sharing activity I will have with her in the next hour or so. Sex is sometimes like a game, or rather like a dance, and whenever you dance, it has to be like there is no tomorrow. So: Yeah baby! Put that cigar in your mouth!
________________________ "Tobacco is my favorite vegetable." --FZ
"Government is the Entertainment Division of the military-industrial complex." --FZ too
I have had ladies(that I know) ask to try my cigar, and that's not a problem. I let 'em. But if a NICE looking lady wants to try it, hell, I'll just give it to her.......I love watching a nice looking woman smoke a cigar..........
RIP Tobacconists of Raleigh
Posts: 2339 | Location: North Carolina,CSA | Registered: June 28, 2002
I might let a friend take a puff, I usually let my son take a puff when he asks, but other than that, no. I don't know where their mouths have been, nor do they know where mine has been
"Happiness is a good martini, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman, or a bad woman, depending on how much happiness you can stand" George Burns
Posts: 622 | Location: Lincoln Park, MI | Registered: March 21, 2004
"I noticed her on the couch doing a damn good impression of a chicken at meal time."
Too damn funny. That's a quote worth remembering. Life is grand.... LOL
- - - - - - - Life is all about ass - you're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one!
I let my wife puff on my cigars all the time. Other than that I tend to chew on them and they can get kinda wet... I don't think anyone other than my wife would want to put their lips anywere near the tip of my cigar once I've started puffing.
*********************** "I reject your reality and substitute my own" Adam Savage - Mythbuster
I usually say no because I don't want someone slobbering all over my smoke, but I take extras everywhere I go, just in case my Teco (uncle in serbian) is there and forgets, or a friend (new or old) is interested. I would rather take an extra and share the experience then share my smoke.
Tamburasi pije, tamburasi dimi, tamburasi sviraj!
Posts: 20 | Location: Ohio | Registered: September 14, 2006
Seems to me that if you're in an "underground" strip joint considering the purchase of sexual favors from a woman, there are other and perhaps more pressing hygiene issues to consider than whether Ms. BJ has brushed her teeth recently.
The question on my mind is, was the hooker from Tennessee? Because if she was, then I don't see how you could, in good conscience, use her services.
_______________________
"Live every week like it's Shark Week."
Posts: 1485 | Location: New York/Denver | Registered: August 05, 2005
Originally posted by Omipotens Maximus Rex: I was in an "underground strip spot," in Brooklyn once. For those of you not in the know, not only do you get to enjoy the "ladies," shaking their ass for money. If your willing to pay, you can indulge in other "lewd and licentious," activities.
Anyway, I was in the spot partaking in one of my favorite procivitiles, which is watching strippers dance, while I'm smoking a stick and having a drink. One of the "dancing girls," come over to where I am and she starts to do the obilgatory "small talk," before she hits me up for the lap dance or the other things that maybe be on the repertoire.
While we're conversing, babygirl asks if the stick is a Cuban. I say no, then she asks me if she could try it. I told her no because I had just gotten over a cold. In addition not just ten minutes before I noticed her on the couch doing a damn good impression of a chicken at meal time.
But that wasn't the reason I shut her down. I always get skeeved out when people want a hit off of my cigar. I usually frown tell them that I just got over the flu and that's the end of that. When asked I immediately think to myself, especially when it's a chick. "I don't know where your mouth has been. Why don't you get your own?" I guess that's one of the reasons why I never got into smoking blunts. The sharing aspects of the acitivity.
Do you guys let people try your cigar? Or do you use the "I'm sick excuse," or do you just say no.
An interesting side note. I let my brother try a Series 7. He inhaled like a dumbass. We all know the end result and I laughed my a$$ off.
...F*ck all dat!I'm not lettin' anybody hit no parts of my cigar! I don't know where anyone's mouth has been and I'll be damned if I end up with a cold sore (or worse) because of you! (you as in people who have the audacity to ask me something like that!)~
~"The freedom's I've served my country to defend are being taken away.... by my own country."
I've never had a stranger ask before, but I'd say no in a heartbeat. If friends and I are sitting down and enjoying a couple different smokes, we occasionally try the others if someone is particularly enjoying one. That said, a couple friends chew the hell out of their sticks and I won't even try to do a little wipe of the tip if it's mangled. If it is pretty prestine with only a little spit, then I do a quick wipe with the fingers and puff a few times, doing me best not to wet up their cigar.
"Don't like it too much, they're more expensive than drugs."
Posts: 520 | Location: Chicago, IL | Registered: September 19, 2004
I have never had anyone ask me to allow them to taste my cigar, be they a total stranger or friends gathering for a sit-down.
I have however had the pleasure of meeting QM and his lovely wife, and I would graciously allow her to taste my cigar, but only if she asked me in "english."
Bill
"There is no recession, my friends, no downturn, no hard times. The rich are wallowing in loot-and now they wanna make sure you don't come a-lookin' for your piece of the pie"...Michael Moore
Posts: 1292 | Location: boston ma | Registered: October 27, 2002
Anyway, I was in the spot partaking in one of my favorite procivitiles, which is watching strippers dance
I think you mean "proclivities." I don't mind sharing my cigar with a noob who's truly interested. Also, I get "skeeved" by people like you... married?
...for sharing the details in such a "you are there" descriptive manner.
