A Jew, a Catholic and a Morman were having drinks at the bar after an interfaith convention. The Jew, bragging about his virility said "I have four sons, one more and I'll have a basketball team!." The Catholic poo-poohed this accomplishment, stating, "Thats nothing boy, I have 10 sons, one more and I'll have a football team." To which the Mormon replied, "You fellers ain't got a clue. I have 17 wives, one more and I'll have a golf course and I can play 18 holes a night, 36 if I'm lucky!."
"The Most Important Part Of The Golf Swing Is The Golf Club"
Posts: 370 | Location: Iowa | Registered: December 20, 2007
"It's the sense of touch. In any real city, you walk, you know? You brush past people, people bump into you. In L.A., nobody touches you. We're always behind this metal and glass. I think we miss that touch so much, that we crash into each other, just so we can feel something."
Originally posted by CrazyPoet: Happy birthday, and I'll stand up and salute the man who can complete that course!
I'd be happy to make par on the first hole
We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made. -M. Acklam
Posts: 956 | Location: New England | Registered: August 03, 2007
