I remembered this joke when I read Sheep's one today about the Irish man. There are a million jokes about President Mubarak and this is one of my favorites.

It is said that one day Mubarak was going on a trip outside the nation, and he was very worried and had doubts his wife was cheating on him. So to stop anyone from foul playing, he decided to fix a small blade in his wife's you-know-what.

So he went on the trip very satisfied with what he's done and when he came back he asked his prime minister "How did things go in my absence??" the prime minister looked at him and did not reply. He started getting worried and asked him what was the problem. The PM finally replied "Yeth thir, everything fine thir"

LOL, Yeth thir... That is pretty funny Lucky.

Good one Lucky That is a Classic told many times many different ways.Still gets me laughing it works better in person you can mimic the guy speaking with no tongue.

Yeah, indeed.
I'll try to remember other jokes, specially the ones about Muabrak.

THe Prime Minister was speechless.

One time Bush was on a visit to Egypt. He asked Mubarak if he could go with him for a walk in the streets as he wanted to see the every day life in the Egyptian streets, so off they went.

While they were walking, Bush noticed seeing several Egyptians taking a piss in the street, some even taking a crap. He wondered about it but kept silent. When they went back, he asked Mubarak "Hosni, I have noticed your citizens pee and crap in the streets, why is that??"
Mubarak was offended and replied "Why, is that non existent in the USA?? There must be people peeing in the streets there too"
Bush told him there wasn't, but Mubarak still insisted. So Bush finally invited Mubarak to visit him in Washington to see for himself that nobody in the USA pees in the street.

In Washington, Mubarak spent several days walking in the streets trying to find someone peeing in public, but in vain. Mubarak was very pissed, and George Bush, to piss him even more, told him that if he found one single person peeing in the streets, he has the right to shoot him in the head and he won't be charged of anything.

So next day Mubarak went again, this time with a gun. And kept searching and searching, but again, in vain. By sunset, he totally gave up and was going back to his hotel when he suddenly saw some guy giving him his back and peeing near a wall. He quickly got out his gun and shot the guy five rounds in the head.

The next day, the Washington Post Headlines were "Egyptian ambassador shot in public. Assailant unknown"

Hello!

Ok, I'll give it to you, I'm laughing. LOL

Again, pretty funny Lucky... Keep 'em comin'!