A businessman is on a trip to Africa, and he finds himself with some time, so he goes to the local course, rents clubs and walks on. The starter asks him what his handicap is, the man replies that he is a 15. At the first tee, he is greeted by his caddy who is carrying a rifle and the man's clubs.
On the first hole he slices his drive into the woods on the right. Just as he is finishing his swing, the caddy shoots a large heyena dead, just as it was about to jump him. The man thanks the caddy and they play on.
On the next hole, the man is playing a shot from down by the river, and again the caddy saves his life by shooting hippo that was about to attack the man.
Then on next hole, the man again sliced his drive way over on the right. As he was playing his shot, the man was jumped by a hungry lion. After fighting off the lion, the man goes back to the caddy and asks him why he didn't shoot the lion. The caddy responded that, "this is the 16th handicap hole, you don't get a shot on this hole".