Pinto, thanks for manning up. Buford, you're welcome. To both of you - you're in the wrong place.

Have you?
Are you?
Be here.
Ask why?
No need to ask.
Only the best folks.
Cigars are our passion.
In case you heard bad things about us
Go check it out for yourself
Any standup guy will tell you.
Really much better than any other place.
For anyone who wants to share in the familyhood.
Only rule is to give, and you get back, tenfold.
Right away, don't delay!
Understand why cA falls short.
Much knowledge is shared, you'll find out.
.
Come on over.
Once you're here, you'll never leave.
Much respect. Tell them Rasta sent you.