The Double Entendre Monster kidnapped me today when I was mistakenly thinking that Seahawkfan was going to a cocktail party tonight. I'm still trying to figure out what the DEM meant. If anyone has any idea, please let me know.

"WTF would a guy take his girlfriend to a
cock-tail party? Sounds like a party where the women look for something to suck and the guys look for a piece of something . . . ."