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^ lol! Smile


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"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." - Douglas Adams
 
Posts: 1031 | Location: Denver / Seattle / Warsaw | Registered: February 03, 2008Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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Originally posted by csmithnj:
Let's see . . . .

Your mouth will either taste like cigars or pu**y. Choose one.


Man....that is just too harsh.

I refuse to choose!
 
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by QM:
Is this an indicator of an underlying conflict?
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No man. She just hates it.

Actually, I think she's somewhat turned on by the visuals so to speak but the smell drives her around the bend.
 
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Well, I saw The Stepford Wives the other day. Bad movie.

But good idea, it seems, reading this thread...
 
Posts: 1815 | Location: Mt-St-Hilaire, Quebec | Registered: June 21, 2006Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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what you have to do is get several cigars and include her in all your cigar events, tasting and purchases. Once she becomes involved in it she will start to find her own way and begin to love cigars. Then you have to find one or several cigars she like the smell of and taste. Then you make here buy and choose her own. Then get her, her own box. Then ofcourse include her in all of your cigar tastings and smokes to feel wanted. Make sure you have a cigar event where she is as important of being there as you are. Also make the event one she can not resist. Such as her friends, great food and drinks, things that she like and then she will be able to associate cigars with a more welcoming feeling. Before you know it she will be asking to light up a great Cuban before you will. Ask me how I know...
 
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my gf just hates smoking.

But we worked out a compramise. prety comman sence really. If she dosnt like the smell just either smoke in another room or outside and brush and use mouthwash afterwerds. a little consideracy goes a long way. shes slowly getting over it.

At first she was really against it. I was like baby you love me right?. yes, I love you too but a part of loving somone is taking them as they are . If you truly love me you wouldnt ask me to change. Wink


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When all else fails, try a Tic Tac. Big Grin
 
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Naranga:
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No man. She just hates it.

Actually, I think she's somewhat turned on by the visuals so to speak



Dude!!!i am laughing my fu<kin a$$ off right now...so your saying that you think your wife likes to see you stick something fairly long and round in your mouth multiple times...Fu<kin sick bro...
 
Posts: 856 | Location: THE BUCKEYE STATE | Registered: June 24, 2007Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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Bang

Smoke

Bang again


Yes good point.Totally agree with Guy.
 
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Dude!!!i am laughing my fu<kin a$$ off right now..


Well that isn't surprising considering your apparent lack of understanding of visuals, metaphor and innuendo beyond basic parking lot pole smoking by your typical 10 dollar whore.

I mean seriously man, do you even date a woman or are they too complex for you?
 
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You have to break them in slowly,after a while
they don,t mind as much...


amen to that brother....

in the beginning, my wife hated the smoke.. now, she buys me cigars from the local LCDH...

i just brush and scope afterwards, and ......
 
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Buy her some cute little Upmann puritos to smoke with you. She won't smell it if she smoked it.

If that doesn't work, Just flip her over.
 
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Dude!!!i am laughing my fu<kin a$$ off right now..


Well that isn't surprising considering your apparent lack of understanding of visuals, metaphor and innuendo beyond basic parking lot pole smoking by your typical 10 dollar whore.

I mean seriously man, do you even date a woman or are they too complex for you?



I'm still laughing my ass off.I'm married and my wife isn't that complex..
 
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I am defintely not the only person with this issue.

So, assuming you want to smoke a wonderful freakin cigar on a Saturday that took you weeks to locate and own and then, well, hey maybe you want to crawl into bed and have another extrenely fun time that hopefully didn't take weeks.....

She hates the smell. I personally like it as I do the lingering flavors and I hate to kill them immediately with mouthwash.

Solutions?



Can you hold your breath for 40 seconds?

Smile



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She hates the smell. I personally like it as I do the lingering flavors and I hate to kill them immediately with mouthwash.

Solutions?[/QUOTE]


I am 2x Divorced and now renting girls are cheaper and Marriage, replace the wife.
Next if you need to pay for more cc's, and if she LOVES to shop, pawn her Hi-End Handbags and desiger cloths !
Smile
 
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She hates the smell. I personally like it as I do the lingering flavors and I hate to kill them immediately with mouthwash.

Solutions?



I am 2x Divorced and now renting girls are cheaper and Marriage, replace the wife.
Next if you need to pay for more cc's, and if she LOVES to shop, pawn her Hi-End Handbags and desiger cloths !
Smile[/QUOTE]

SirNick strikes again!
 
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Originally posted by Naranga:
I am defintely not the only person with this issue.

So, assuming you want to smoke a wonderful freakin cigar on a Saturday that took you weeks to locate and own and then, well, hey maybe you want to crawl into bed and have another extrenely fun time that hopefully didn't take weeks.....

She hates the smell. I personally like it as I do the lingering flavors and I hate to kill them immediately with mouthwash.

Solutions?



Can you hold your breath for 40 seconds?

Smile


lol!

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-aphexafx

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