"Individuals Play The Game,
Teams Win Championships"

"Happiness is a good martini, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman, or a bad woman, depending on how much happiness you can stand" George Burns

" . i put two boxes of cigars on the window sill and voila, the cigars became, well, "plump" within a few days. so far the plump damp cigars smoke "better" than the cool dry ones "

"i'll have you know i am the only person in the world alive today who has counted to infinity - twice ! so there, you dolt !" -guru frankd