I usually drink Gin in the summer and Bourbon or Scotch in the winter but at one time I used to drink mixed drinks almost daily.

When I worked in OBS/GYN at Queens Hospital back in the 1990's I would stop at the same friendly tavern every evening before going home.

My drink of choice was an Almond Daquiri. (Crushed almonds with lime juice and rum with a touch of sugar.)

Every night at 6:00 I would walk into the tavern and order the same drink, an Almond Daquiri.

The bartender, Mike would usually have it ready to pour when I walked in (and his tip reflected the prompt service)

One evening I walked into the tavern and there was my drink, waiting for me, but when I tasted it there was something different.

Mike, I said, That's not an Almond Daquiri.

I was out of Almonds, doc, so I made a substitution. That's a Hickory Daquiri, Doc.

uggggghhhhh!

How do you make a hickory daquiri, and what does it taste like?

This used to be one of my favorite jokes... Thanks for reminding me of it...

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is that taken with ONE MOUSE or TWO ?

frankD

huh?

Nice one Doc lol

I can't believe a couple of you fell for that, lol.
Nice one Doc.

Cute Doc

Hey I fell for it and laughed out loud when I realized it.