Rumor has it that they may actually all be his illegitimate children that he had genetically engineered. However something went horribly wrong and they all ended up with an unfortunate condition that results in massively overactive salivary glands and must constantly lick whatever they can to keep this in check. This thread is EC's way of coping with the self-loathing that has eaten away at him ever since that tragic day.
******************* "If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn't have lived to go to his funeral." -George burns at age 98
Would the CAO vision still suck if they were placed in a humidor like the one the new guy has in the thread called "new member" over in the cigar talk section?
Posts: 525 | Location: Alabama | Registered: November 09, 2006
Would the CAO vision still suck if they were placed in a humidor like the one the new guy has in the thread called "new member" over in the cigar talk section?
Then they would have to call it: CAO Bling Bling
******************* "If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn't have lived to go to his funeral." -George burns at age 98
******************* "If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn't have lived to go to his funeral." -George burns at age 98
The only known remedy by which the Vision can be made not to suck is if it is lit from the beard of Chuck Norris after which it is instantly transformed into an extremely rare edition of the Opus X. Unfortunately, no one other than Chuck has ever lived to even exhale the one puff as all others have been immediately hit by a swift and fatal roundhouse kick to the jaw in accordance with the commandments of Chuck; Thou shalt not useth the flame of th beard.
******************* "If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn't have lived to go to his funeral." -George burns at age 98
I bought one the other day. The Catalyst for 12 dollars. I'm letting it sit in my humidor cause the retailer keeps his humidity really high and leaves the doors open all the time. So we'll see how it is in a week or so.
Non calor sed umor est qui nobis incommodat.
Posts: 16 | Location: Landenberg, PA | Registered: February 28, 2007
Oh brother talk about arresting the human brain long enough to extort money from ones pocket.I think that was a famous quote or something.Anyway i had the fortune or should i say misfortune of coming across one of these neon blinking boxes at a friends house recently a sad site indeed.I was handed one after dinner not wanting to offend i took it bad choice horrible smoke.But i must say the neon box was quite a gimmick.I handy thing to have around in case the lights go out as it is battery powered.
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Posts: 2915 | Location: Reggio di Calabria, Italy / New York United States | Registered: July 12, 2007
Tried one the other day. Didn't pay for it: 'borrowed' it from my brother's humi (I think he paid $14 for it). Draw and burn were fine; however, if I had been blindfolded, I would've sworn I was smoking the cardboard container that McDonald's fries come in. I guess that's too long of a review, so staying true to this thread: it sucks.
